INSTRUCTIONS
(Thanks, Phil!)
I am told that this is an actual sign, posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE. - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Golf Instructions
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- Hale McKay
- Everett, Massachusetts, United States
- (Aka Mike Ashley)&(The Pointmeister) Transplanted HillBilly - left WVa in 1971 to settle in suburb of Boston, Ma. Served 4 years in USN during Vietnam War. Spent 20 years in Stock Market before going into elderly services.
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