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Sunday, June 03, 2007

Golf Instructions

INSTRUCTIONS
(Thanks, Phil!)

I am told that this is an actual sign, posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.


WELL DONE. - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF

3 comments:

Cazzie!!! said...

PMSL, I LOVE it!!!!

Cazzie!!! said...

Oh and yes, I have downloaded alot of those songs, and some INDI songs too, onto my Ipod now. Limewire rocks!!

MAMA in Love said...

lol :)

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